28 Funny Dog Quotes

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1. “Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.” — Steve Bluestone

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2. “Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”

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3. “The best therapist has fur and four legs.”

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4. “If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.”

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5. “If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers

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6. “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.”

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7. “Without my dog my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.”

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8. “Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.” — Franklin P. Jones

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9. “If your dog is fat, YOU need more exercise.”

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10. “The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hands that bites it.”

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11. “When I smell good, I smell like cornchips. When I smell bad, I smell like a shrimp boat.”

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12. “I don’t think what the other dogs think, she’s my best friend!”

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13. “I am not spoiled I just happen to be great at training people.”

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14. “I Named My Dog ‘5 Miles’ So I Can Tell People I Walk 4 Miles Everyday!”

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15. “In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.” c Edward Hoagland

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16. “Always look up; there are treats beyond your wildest dreams waiting!”

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17. “A bad hair day means you lived well.”

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18. “The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.” — Mark Twain

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19. “Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.”

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20. “I know your day was ruff but my food dish isn’t gonna fill itself.”

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21. “A dog is a great companion when one spouse has to go away on a business trip.”

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22. “If all else fails, hug your dog. Or kitty!”

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23. “PLAY DIRTY! Dive into mudpits. Roll in old poop. Dig tunnels in the sand. You’re only a puppy once. There’s time to be clean later.”

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24. “If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.”

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25. “The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” — Anonymous

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26. “No home decor is complete without dog hair.”

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27. “Doctor says I’m fat so I ate him”

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28. “You must be my backyard because I really dig you!”

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